there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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i wonder how many of my old childhood friends in my conservative homeschooling community would be disappointed in my evolving into a bleeding heart liberal

i just feel so not at home where i live. i need to move out.

Updated Science: The Science of Body Language

fakescience:

The Science of Body Language

  • Since we first published this science, nothing about Sally has changed. Nothing. Sometimes, you talk to her and you’re about to say, “Sally, don’t you realize your body language indicates deep-seeded issues with commitment? Issues that spring from your own narcissistic fear of aging?” But then you just cross your arms (classic body language) and listen to her complain about how it’s too difficult to return a used dress to the department store.

crankedtofortissimo:

Animal Collective - Did You See the Words

Feels

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All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

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meander-thals:

new song with cullen!

when u buy a CD from Wal-mart and theres no cusses or swear words on it and it complies with the wishes of Jesus Lord God

blameaspartame:

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fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

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peaceloveunity20:

danny-deneato:

I haven’t listened to this yet but i don’t know what to expect

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cyclopette:

"heh heh heh"

"HA HA HA HA HA!"

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